2021 Beyond The Stick

Can We Get A Goat?

Scott County Fair, MN

Two Minute Warning!

It’s two minutes before the Midway closes on the last day of the Scott County Fair. There’s time for one more ride. But which one????

Ride's End. Verdict Pending.

Dakota County Fair.

How I Plan To Social Distance.

As well, I will wear a good mask - or two; go during the week; keep my distance; stay outdoors; pee really fast; be grateful I'm vaccinated; know I can still get and transmit. And if I can’t do the above, I will leave. And come back next year. I hope you will do the same. Dakota County Fair

As Seen On The Right Side Of The Road

As Seen on the Right Side of the Road; Jordan, MN-6587

Build It and They Will Come in 2021?

Big boys (I’ve never seen women) and their tinker toys. Put it up. Take it down. Repeat in the next town. Piece by piece construction for 3 days. And I can’t even put together a table from Home Depot. MN State Fair, 2021

Big Boy Tinker Toys

And I can't even put together a table from Home Dept.

The Welcome Mat

The Great Minnesota Get-Back Together starts tomorrow. Come with a good mask, a vaxed body so you can protect yourself and others, and a plan to move nimbly to avoid crowded places. Safety first, and Fair On! MN State Fair, 2021

Reason #24 Why I Love The Fair

Some things you just don’t see everyday. Beyond the costumed ones, it’s the naked llamas just hanging around on the street corners that do it for me. And really, who wants to dress up an odd shaped animal who spits?

"What should we share next? (I’ve built up a bear of an appetite.)"

(I’ve built up a bear of an appetite.)"

To Get The Best Results From Your Wash, Always Separate Lights From Darks

By positioning herself close to the front door of the dark barn, this young groomer knew how to see, and be seen, in the best light.

Family Portrait

Chasing bovine love during covid comes with extra sensory challenges. I moved back to social distance, and my squishy left foot told me I had really stepped in it this time.

Here’s What You Wear When You Go To The Fair

The sun came out, the ponchos came off, and the stylin’ shined! Thomas, 17, of Brooklyn Park, sported his clever use of a Fresh French Fries bucket, nonchalantly adding, “Surprisingly, I’ve had a number of compliments.” (Hats off to the creativity of an Armstrong band musician.) And Chuck, with sons Charlie and Joey of Milaca, said, “My wife had these made for us.” Fashion kudos to Mom for knowing how to dress the guys!

Here’s What You Wear When You Go To The Fair

The sun came out, the ponchos came off, and the stylin’ shined! Thomas, 17, of Brooklyn Park, sported his clever use of a Fresh French Fries bucket, nonchalantly adding, “Surprisingly, I’ve had a number of compliments.” (Hats off to the creativity of an Armstrong band musician.) And Chuck, with sons Charlie and Joey of Milaca, said, “My wife had these made for us.” Fashion kudos to Mom for knowing how to dress the guys!

Fly Spotter

Caught behind the scenes, there is finally proof that the Fresh French Fries are made by tiny winged creatures who can only be seen when it starts to rain. They are called French Flies.

The Time You Realized You’d Become One With Your Job

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Here’s How You Share When You Go To The Fair

Two foot longs, 3 kids, and one parent. Should be enough to share? But it looks like someone feels they got the short end of the stick. Thanks to the good sportsmanship of this Stillwater family: Mom, Sarah; Cowan, 12; Caban 11; and Calla, the budding photographer, 8.

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Wear Your Best Mask

The Fair will be busy this weekend. Wear your best mask.

Social, Yet Distant

Benched, by choice.

Social, Yet Distant

Jay and Bernka, of Minneapolis, found their space under the Grandstand Walkway. “We’re just enjoying the evening and listening to the music. It has such positive vibes,” crooned Jay.

Social, Yet Distant

The necessity of a good truck stop.

Social, Yet Distant

What He Did Last Summer

Cheese Herds

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